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Jordan

A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy

Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!

by sexydino(; December 17, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

In the popular card games Hearts, 'Pulling a Jordan' is when a player attempts to 'shoot the moon', but did not realize that another player has already taken a point earlier in the round, resulting in the most embarrassing way to take 25 points.

26 points bitches! Oh wait, FUCK, just pulled a Jordan...

by [A]Ray January 11, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

Another word for Man-whore. Only cares about himself and has the biggest ego known to man kind. Very athletic and very smart, but doesnt know what to do with his life. Will blame others for his failures, losses and lonliness.

wow did you hear that guy just cheated on his girlfriend? What a Jordan.

by sillinessisyou February 18, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

A witty boy who takes forever to reply and goes to bed early, but makes up for it by over-exposing his his collar bones on low-key social networking sites.
Adorable and drives his mom's Benz.

You: "Hey text me!"

A Jordan: *2 1/2 hours later* "After I go crash my mom's Mercedes. But in the mean time, go ahead and look a picture of my protruding collar bones on Eharmony"

by AWittness-_- November 24, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

A fat mess that eats all day

A fat guy "You are so Jordan"

by Cuntmasher May 26, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan!

Interjection - originally specific to sports, it has become a general term to describe success or happiness originally popularized by Marv Albert in sportscasting during the 90s.

As a basketball player makes the basket
Marv Albert - JORDAN!

Person 1 - I got the bands tickets
Person 2 - JORDAN!

by Liquid force October 21, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

to skip school on days of tests or quizzes; to fake being sick to get out of class

The girl pulled a jordan on the day of the physics test

by ally :P:P:P December 1, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž