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Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.
Example: fake lv belts
fake off white
fake supreme
says he gets girls, but where they at
Where different size shoes
Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt
So this is what Jose Mendez means
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A spin on the term Jim Crow, which is loosely defined as a set of laws or practices designed to oppress or subjugate African Americans in a society. Jose Crow is used when the oppressors are Hispanic and not white. Jose Crow is especially prevalent in parts of Northern California and on the SF peninsula, where hispanics are the majority population and African Americans are represented in a much smaller minority.
Hispanic Judge: Young man I sentence you to the maximum sentence allowed by law.
Black man: but your honor, it's was a violent offense and I have no priors. My Hispanic accomplice committed the same crime with priors and you only sentenced him to probation!? This is Jim and Jose Crow at its finest!!
Hispanic Judge: I know what I'm doing. Your kind aren't welcome in this county! Next case!!
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Graffiti left at a series of intentionally set fires led Plano Police and Fire investigators to a Plano teen who has plead guilty to the crimes and has now been sentenced.
Jose Gamez, who was 17 years old at the time of the fires and is now 19 years old, plead guilty to the three counts of arson and one count of graffiti filed against him by the Collin County District Attorney.
He has been sentenced to 10 years’ probation. He must also pay restitution of $50,000 and complete 350 hours of community service.
On 2014 crimes was committed
Crime after crime Jose Samuel Gamez he set fire on Plano Texas Locations
When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.
Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."
Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"
Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"
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Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.
The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.
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a shitty noob player on xbox live who plays shitty games and masturbates all over them he also is known for using the 2 noob guns in halo 4 and black ops 2 the plasma pistol and the B23R he is known to in halo 4 plasma shoot down banshees and rape unsuspecting men
Guy 1: aww my banshee was shot down
Guy 2: with what?
Guy 1: Plasma pistol why?
Guy 3: GI Jose 64 strikes a again!
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The act of someone pooping into someone else's butthole.
"So I hear Frankie really enjoys Jose Oles."
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