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How Hispanics call Mike Jones.
Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....
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When you pull out during drunken anal sex and a turd slides out right after your dick.
Gregg was a little surprised when the San Juan Slider hit his foot after he finished in her ass at the wedding in Roche Harbor.
He uses the Mexican Force, it's the force but with more tacos and Tequila
We're saved, it's Obi Juan Kenobi here to give us tacos
The Mexican X-Box One.
It features only one game that has you sneaking into the U.S. and looking for a low paying job. You know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
Some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.
Jose #1: Did you get the Mex-Box Juan on day one?
Carlos#1: Si, i got arrested though.
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Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.
"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"
- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
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Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.
Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.
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