Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

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Jumping Music

Music played while dropping from the Battle Bus in Fortnite. Commonly “I Like It” by Cardi B or “Take Me to Your Xbox to Play Fortnite Today”.

“Ok boys, we’re dropping Tilted. Play dme some of that jumping music.”

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Jump in mud

Its meant for a fat person that resembles a pig or a person who is dirty (doing drugs).

That lady should jump in mud and get it over with.

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jump man

The original name for Mario. He first starred in the arcade game Donkey Kong where he fought DK to rescue his girlfriend Pauline (Later changed to Princess Peach)

Don't be throwin' those barrels at me, or I'll go Jump Man on yo punk ass!

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jump scene

a scene that scares someone or people; frightening scene; a scene in scary movies that make people jump; something in a movie or TV show that is sudden and scares people; jumpy feeling from a scary scene.

The jump scenes in "FearDotCom" look very stupid, but to some viewers, funny.

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The Jump Off

The side chick

Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels

Tiger is my jump off bitch

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jump rope

another way of saying "take drugs"

"hey, hey, wanna go jump some rope...?"

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