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John: yo bro you have a fine ass girlfriend
Bro: yeah guess her birthday
John: JUNE 27TH
Bro: that’s on facts
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You and your crush have to fuck no matter what
Oh shii its national fuck your crush better hurry and fuck her
June 30
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June 6 is national run your girl top day ( unlike any other day, make this one special )
"Ima bout to give my girl a June 6th"
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Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:
Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.
Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
Putting extra oomph or power into something.
"He put some june dog on that swing and knocked it out of the park."
June 19 is Don’t Hug Me. I’m Scared day.
You worship every single character (unless it’s Sunday!) and make a red velvet cake with blue frosting.
Happy June 19!
National Apple Cinnamon Muffin day.
Why?
Because I was at the hospital and the nurses took away my Apple Cinnamon muffin once I was finally able to eat because of my nausea, but they thought I had an eating disorder so I was put on a strict eating plan, and just today, June 12, 2021, I got to eat a Apple Cinnamon Muffin after two months of being out of the hospital.
Man 1:Dude, why do you have so many Apple Cinnamon Muffins?
Man 2:Because it’s June 12, national Apple Cinnamon Muffin day.