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Usually found in the state of Kentucky, but may happen near you. It is the act of your sister using your boner for leverage while she is licking your asshole.
I had raging morning wood after breakfast so my sister gave me the Kentucky Crowbar .
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The ungratifying sexual action of plugging the female genitals with a thumb to stop bleeding.
Came about when Kentucky Ballistics, the Pro-Gun Youtuber, had an accident in which his firearm exploded and lacerated his jugular to which Mr. Kentucky then plugged his otherwise fatal accident with his thumb.
Her: "Babe I'm on my period"
Him: "I'll just Kentucky thumb it I guess..."
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1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.
1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."
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when you eat mash potatoes then puke them out on your S.O. dick and give them a blowjob
hey judy i totally just gave my boyfriend a Kentucky slopper
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When you shove your thumb so far up you significant others vaginal cavity they will no longer have a menstrual cycle for a minimum of 6 months
Friend:Hey I heard you gave the Mrs. The Kentucky Thumb
Response:Yeah we'll be good for half a year
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Shithole of a city that was once known for beautiful horse farms and still tries to perpetuate that myth. Most of these have now become strip malls and large box stores. Second largest city in a tobacco state has a prohibitive smoking ban which includes bars. Asshole city council full of illiterate liberal democrats which has also made it damn near impossible to even start a private club. USED to have a decent basketball team, but now even that sucks ass. If you're hard up enough to want to move to KY, try Louisville instead.
Yo dude ... can't even smoke in a bar in Lexington, Kentucky. Good place for ugly ass strip malls and crappy new subdivisions full of shitty houses with no yards.
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1.The blue pubes of a Kentuckian.
Honey, that kentucky bluegrass was a much better decision than shaving!
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