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The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach
Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex
Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?
Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week
The act of a married women and man at the fucking while they recite their vows and spit in each other’s mouths and the man repeatedly pees in the women’s asshole
I heard Tammy and Brian pulled a Kansas turnover
A Kansas KKK female Bully Bitch who is a baby mommy and preditor that traps men because she is psychologically unhealthy.
The Kansas Kunt Kommittee is so ugly that she has to get pregnant to become nothing.
When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado
Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."
Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.
I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.