karl jacobs stan

ahaha hello LGBTQ community

girl 1: what are u watching?
karl jacobs stan: oh this streamer his name is karl jacob-
girl 1: are u a bisexual?
karl jacobs stan: yeah<3

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hollywood hot karl

pooping on a glass coffee table while being watched from beneath it

eeew! dont do lines offa that--its for hollywood hot karls only!

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karl malone

verb. To hog something all to yourself. ie, a basketball.

"Stop being such a Karl Malone and let me play..."

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hot karl rove

synonyms: hot karl, karl rove

1. literally, the act of defecating on your partners stomach.
2. figuratively, the current state of the relationship between the US population and the Bush administration.

When Bush was reelected, the progressive element in America and abroad just got a hot karl rove.

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[Karl Rove]'d it

To control or influence the outcome of events in any given situation or setting by nefarious or conciliatory means. To be the ‘puppet master’. To ensure a desired outcome within an event by controlling or directing the actions of others (whether through an individual or a tertiary party) usually while one’s direct involvement is veiled or ambiguous to outsiders.

"So, hey Brett, are you getting that new funding for your department?"
"Hopefully. I've been pushing some things under the table, it should all pan out in the end"
"Wow, so you really 'Karl Rove'd it', huh?"
"Oh, yeah."

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karl jacobs<3

MY PRETTY BOY<33
hes the sweetest most kind person out there. hes the loml

you should watch his content its great!

love you mr. karl jacobs

i love karl jacobs<3

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DJ Karl Marx

the creator of communism

enemy of dj khaled

back up singer for mc red october

dj khaled: we da best
dj karl marx: yo we da same

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