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When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period
I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle
A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
Smacking your ass just as you cum to get all of it out.
I was banging this girl and performed a Denny's Ketchup.
when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle
**guy farts**
guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart
A term for uncensored blood. Also simply ketchup
Person 1: bleeds
Person 2: Oh my god there is red ketchup everywhere!
Person 3:yes, i like ketchup.
Person 4: the blood is not censored
Someone who puts ketchup on everything and like the smell of ketchup. Like the color red
Julian is a ketchup addict because he put spicy ketchup on his soup
This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.
If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*