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A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.
When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.
What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf
"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup
Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.
Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."
when you under-perform or don't do something well
Nah, playa, you didn't hit 'em wit dat mustard sauce. Those chicken heads blew your game off. Straight ketchup sauce waudy.
Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.
I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.