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Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.
Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
"Can I take a bathroom break?"
"Only when Kevin allows a break."
The irish godess of getting woman with a bigger penis then the second best god jehu
That guy is sexy as heck he must be Kevin the most handsome god of all.
is a very sensitive guy he can’t take jokes from no one
He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken
A very sad depressed guy
Kevin is a feared name across the the entire Isle of Man. One who bares thus name can often been seen lurking about a primary schools with a pair of binoculars
I just saw a Kevin he was in that bush staring at me and the. He went to his van
A true psychopath like the Kevin from home alone
Man your being a real Kevin right now
The finest man in the world. With a big heart and wonderful soul the man of yo dreams