Nut Kick

A nut kick (also called a dick move in combat) is a tactical, yet unethical combat maneuver where you kick someone in the testicals. This will not work on the following: women, some badasses, people with sport cups, and men with penises, but are without balls. This is a violation of the bro code and is unfortunately, frequently broken.

I was winning that fight, up until the point he nut kicked me, and everyone administered second aid.

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Kick The Sheets

Waking up like a badass motherfucker. You don’t roll out of bed, you explode out of that poor man’s trap and make the day your submissive bitch in a very immediate manner. “Kicking The Sheets” Is a very common trait of ALPHA MALES. Common ways of Kicking The Sheets are taking cold showers or hitting a heavy gym sesh. To be able to “Kick The Sheets” one must also beat everyone to waking from sleep before normal pussies slug out of bed. You MUST wake up earlier than everyone due to your desire to be 1st in everything.

“This morning I waged war on all weaker humans in this world. I Kick The Sheets at 4:45am to hit a heavy leg day before all the other soy boy beta cucks showed up still half asleep. You already know I hit the ice bath as well right after and made sure I was the first one in the office to establish dominance.”

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kicked dog

Someone who endures abuse from others but always retreats back to their abusers because it is what they’re call home.

Be nice to him/her, for all we know they could have been treated like a kicked dog all their life

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Kicking it Homestyle

returning to one's roots

Sometimes I wish I was like those kids beatin drums. That's real rhythm. They're kicking it homestyle.

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ticket to kick it

Something used to gain entry to an event or function, or to hang with someone.

Your ticket to kick it

Guy #1: "Let me come to the party tonight, i've got 5 hot girls ready to get loose."

Guy #2: "Alright thats your ticket to kick it right there."

OR

Guy: "Whats up girl, you wanna chill? I got a fat sack we can smoke."

Girl: "Yeah for sure let's do it."

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The bean kicked in

A phrase used when a certain drug had kicked in. Usually referred to pills.

Stoner 1: ay bro i think the bean kicked in
Stoner 2: woah dude

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kick-puppy

The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.

I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.

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