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When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.
Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.
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When the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there's only a small layer of dishes and food scraps that need to be cleared away. And it really bothers you.
To the point of muttering to yourself.
Roommate - "The kitchen is so dirty I can't stand it"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"
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1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.
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A term that has its roots in L.A., Spanish Kitchen Cute -- or SKC -- indicates when a woman is so libidinous that she seems willing to have sex anywhere.
Named after the popular eatery "The Spanish Kitchen", wherein a Hispanic was found having coitus on a table during lunch break in mid '08.
Wallace: Ayo, Tyrone. That bitch over there be givin' me them bedroom eyes.
Tyrone: Man, she straight Spanish Kitchen Cute, nigga. Best do her the courtesy of tappin' dat ass before I pounce on that shit.
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A sexist comment, meaning buys are better than girls. Meaning girls are just meant to do work for men.
Brandon thought Jesse was being stupid and told her to just go back to the kitchen.
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An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...
When your having anal sex and switch to vaginal without cleaning your cock off!
That filthy whore loves it when i get dirt in her kitchen, and help her make Hungarian hotdogs