One of your friends that has a lot of money, girls, and prestige but lacks cable television at his apartment. This friend can be found at your apartment watching your TV therefore dubbing himself a "lard lad".
Kyle: Yo dog we are gonna pick up a bag quick at lard lad's house, this kid is loaded but he ain't got cable!!
Eric: No cable? Damn I know that kid he's got everything except cable TV.
Kyle: I know, its whack
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STEREOTYPE:
rolls around in Canterbury tracksuits,Nautica or polo shirts
Nike hats Tilted up, and nike TN's. Bashes emos and the like,is constantly on drugs and vandalises public property.
this is a common misconception and it is WRONG Dammit!
This is not an image, it is a lifestyle,
A real lad or lass does not give a fuck who you are or what you think, if u cum up against us, we will crush you. we are not all town hall steps,bludging at the train station, mcdonalds hangout retards. Those Gronks are posers and wish they were lads and lasses. Some of us do actually have jobs to fund our expensive clothing, spraypaint and drug habits. Not all of can be bothered running from shop attendants after we flogged $300 worth of clothes. We rave because we love the music and love to get our gabber on and we get on pills cuz we can if we want, dnt be jelous that u cant.Most of us are hektik kunts and we live life regardless of our haters.
Half the definitions on here are even wronger than a lad in skinny jeans...because they are written by emos and the like, who wouldnt know shit from clay if they stuck their finger in it.
we also hate Peshays wannabe lads and lasses, gronks, clones and toys who make our graff spots redhot.
Lads and lasses are misunderstood. People who think they know about us wouldnt know a bus was up their ARSE till the people starting getting off.
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The guy who goes in a relationship and by the end of the month that girl magically gets another lad with ribs.
Iโm sorry your a nice lad but your not my type
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a person who has never had sexual intercourse.
you stole our credit card, Sorry lads
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A really awesome and cool lady. Someone fun to be around.
Kelly is a rad lad.
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A shitty forced meme originating from 4chan, often featuring a poorly drawn picture of a man or a digitally altered picture of Doge, another unfunny meme.
Jose just wanted to browse 4chan like any other normal neckbearded weeaboo, but wew lad was literally almost every thread.
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The Freshman of the lad society. must have fresh cut for fresh lad Nike shoes, hoodie shorts and a cap. must have British accent and walk like your balls are being pulled to the ground and looking up to the heavens. good and binning pints of ale, must have several tickets for speeding, running round naked and betting on Ladbrokes.
person 1: hey man you've seen sam?
person 2: yeah such a fresh lad
person 3: lookout Fresh lad incoming
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