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The best strand of kush ever. Leaves you floating and with munchies. Almost no burnout.
"Dude if you cant get lemon kush where you live, you need to move."
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When you're blue balling a male individual, yet at the end of the experience you instead squirt a lemon down the individual's urethra and their testicles
Dennis wanted to finish last night, but instead I gave him a blue lemon.
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the act of removing dingle-berries from the hairless ass-crack of an asian person.
when Chan ran out of toilet paper in the sweatshop, he asked me to go lemon picking with him.
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The strongest alcoholic beverage you can buy without ID. It's 83% alcohol and cheap - $4 for 2 oz or $12 for 16 oz. You can take shots of it if you don't mind the burn of lemon oil, or you can filter the lemon oil out of it and make a vodka substitute. McCormick brand is best for drinking.
Person 1: I want to get drunk but I'm underage.
Person 2: Let's get some lemon extract from the grocery store.
Person 1: Hell yeah! Time to get wasted!
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A sexual game usaully played by horny high school students.
-The names of five boys are written down .
-The names of five things you could go with a lemon, or actions/verbs
-The names of five girls ending with 's' are written down.
-Then write down five bodie part, male or female.
-OPTIONAL. to write down five location but that's lame
-They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
lemon game-
boys
1. Connor
2. Preston
3. Aaron
4. Marty
5. Kyle
actions with lemon
2. kissed
4. slaped
1. kicked
3. fingered
5. licked
girls
5. Terra's
1. Rene's
3. Kaylie's
4. Brittany's
2. Jessica's
bodie parts
2. penis
1. vagina
4. ear
3. tongue
5. butt
(all numbers are RANDOMLY ordered if you know what number each thing is, it's just not as fun)
-sentences, just go back and put all the same numbers and make a sentnce (some don't make sense, but they're amusing)
ex.
1. connor kicked rene's vagina
2. preston kissed jessica's penis
3. aaron fingered kaylie's tongue
4. marty slapped brittany's ear
5. kyle licked terra's butt
haha yeah like i said some make NO sense
but it's a fun game
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A "skinny white border" applied to the outer edges of a photographic print before mounting on a black matte board, named after the professor who never fails to suggest it as an improvement.
"Oh snap, I accidentally cut off the Lemon Line!"
"I guess you'll have to reprint now."
"I wouldn't hand that in without a Lemon Line."
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A term used to describe a frustrated, unappreciated, incessantly ridiculed, middle child. A lemon pusher is sour but sweet. A lemon pusher knows how to push past the bitterness of life and make it work. A lemon pusher knows how to take lemons and make lemonade.
V: YOU'RE A MIDDLE CHILD?!
C: Yeesssssss I hateee it (smiley face with a gun shooting it)
V: I feel you. *bangs head repeatedly on wall*
C: We're lemon pushers... what can I say? -_-
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