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1) Is a child's view of a scorpion. 2) An off-roader that resides in Yuma, Arizona.
"Look daddy, a slow lizard". That's NOT a lizard! It's a scorpion!
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Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.
A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...
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The motivational Lizard is a god, something much stronger then any man, it will rule the world with a iron fist. WATCH OUT FOR THE LIZARD OF THE GODS. THIS LIZARD WILL MOTIVATE THE HELL OUT OF YOU, YOU STUPID HUMAN!
TODAY I THINK I WILL PRAY TO THE MOTIVATIONAL LIZARD AND MAYBE CUM TOO
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a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.
billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?
rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.
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when a male is having sex and picks up his partner by the waist and while his penis is inside her he pulls her one way and then jerks the other way causing her to tighten up making the ejaculation more pleasurable.
man: i lizard whipped my girl last night and she is still trying to recover.
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Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.
Get a load of that beach lizard.
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When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.
See also, lasso the chameleon.
Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.
1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...
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