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A London Bridge occurs when two guys are standing up naked and a girl is giving them blowjobs at the same time, alternating back and forth between the two erect penises. The two guys standing up represent the brick foundations of the acutal London Bridge. The erect penises being held by the female are connected when she holds them and alternates blowjobs, similar to how the real London Bridge's brick foundations are connected by a road. This also alludes to the Fergie song, which I may add, hints at this fantasy of many. Oh snap!
London Bridge is falling down when the guys can't last any longer. Better keep that dual connection going, in hopes that the bridge doesn't fall down and everyone gets some!
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Getting high from smoking weed
I just went to london and now have the munchies
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When one person deficates into the mouth of another as a sexual act.
The London Broil that he gave me tasted like old corn.
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A london bridge occurs when one or two people are dancing between two people who are holding hands dancing, just like the game.
Let's go london bridge Suzy. She's dancing all alone.
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When two females have sex with a double ended dildo while it is lit on fire.
Or, for a variation (if possible):
Two females have sex with a crumpet lit on fire, and then pour hot tea on eachother.
Oh man, those chicks did the london broiler and now they're in the hospital!
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London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
Except for the ring of the truncheon thing
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I live by the river
London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don't want to shout
But while we were talking, I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I, I live by the river
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I, I live by the river
Now get this
London calling, yes, I was there, too
And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
I never felt so much alike, alike, alike, alike
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