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(adj)- A very bad situation
(n)- A sloppy joe that looks like shit that went through a wood-chipper
(adj)
Teacher- Hi whats your name?
Childs mom- This is your son.
Teacher- Shit
(Mom leaves)
Teacher- Well this was a loose butthole...
(n)
Child- What the hell is this?
Lunch Lady- Sloppy Joe
Child- Eww
Child 2- Whats for lunch?
Child- Loose butthole...
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A girls downstairs which has ben used alot by other guys. Usually you can hear the cannon, which is the smacking together of the loose lips.
"That girl has a loose cannon"
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the definition of a loose gooch is when a guy is getting pounded in the ass and the guy doing the fucking pulls out consecutively. The gooch is then repeatedly pounded like pizza dough with a sledge hammer.
God, Dygert gave me such a pounding i have a loose gooch.
I pounded dygerts tight lil butthoe all night long, and after that fucking, hoo, that was the loosest gooch i eva seen.
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with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.
Ermias told me yesterday that while bagging a woman's groceries she dropped a five dollar bill on the ground, he picked it up and when she noticed she dropped her five dollars and confronted Ermias he simply said "what five dollar bill?", continued with bagging groceries while repeating to himself the phrase "loose as a goose!"
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When a man is in a hotel room buck naked with his knees on the floor and his body is hunched over the bed and his head is looking back at the door with a big smile on his face.
Hey Jose, are you ok?
Nah, man after the blumpkin I'm all loose laces.
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When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!
I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!
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