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(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.
“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”
Your typical Westfield cuck Who owns a ford vehicle with any racing modification.
For example Paul put a new fox racing sticker on his ford lightning.
“Dang look at that fox machine!”
Someone who is available for sex 24/7 and gets used for sex.
“Damn that girl Madona is a real good sex machine.”
it's the marcus machine
get into the goddamn marcus machine
Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.
A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.
Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.
This is the act of when a persons dick is yanked downward and they shit all over the floor, similiar to a slot machine jackpot.
I had to get my shoes cleaned because I wasn't fast enough to avoid michaels slot machine