Home Made Eye Patch

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

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Leo a made up guy

A fucking shitty bitch of a cunt that has no other use except to lick peoples balls. He is a gay dickhead who plays geometry dash in his grandma's basement on his $10, second hand, 1979 iPhone negative 2.

"Have you seen Leo?" "Uhhh... no. I thought that he was a gay cunt." Dave replies. "Oh haha. No... I was talking about Leo the nice one from America. Not the little ball sucker from grade 7: Leo a made up guy." "Ohhhhhh... No, I haven't seen him." Dave then says.

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The Worst System Ever Made

The PS2. Who cares DVD? I can see 'em in my computer and does NOT crashes. The system is bad, yes, it has many games but 70% of them very overhyped for nothing ("Final" Fantasy) or just way to shitty.

Loading takes years for it to finish, it crashes a lot and has the worst graphics between the three.

Pure shit.

If you actually love the PS2, you are a bastard. Please, get yourself a Xbox or a GC, I even recommend you a N-Gage or even a Atari with E.T. included!

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here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

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who died and made you boss

Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.

A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?

Who made my son plantsexual?

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL

Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)

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The person who made this website

Know one knows his name but in his mind he knew this would be one of the cores of internet for little brains trying to find out what a rickroll is. For now we shall call him Sticker.

Person: I wonder who made this website?
Person 2: the person who made this website is our lord, Sir Sticker

Pope: “Thank you lord Sticker for this holy and knowledgeable website”
Everyone else: same

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