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Dimple is a property manager receptionist
The superhero when a program starts to hang
Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*
that app you open when another app forgets how to work
ah fuck, chrome froze, guess it's time to open task manager
A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.
"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"
Ordinary Guy: *talking non-stop*
Superior Guy: "Can you stop talking? Thanks, management
Someone who delegates all or most of their job responsibilities to other staff members
We are looking for a Gateway manager to monitor our Pager Duty queues
When the assistant manager is more strict or micromanages more than the actual manager as a way to try to prove their worth to corporate. This behavior usually indicates someone being after the store manager position. People with Assistant Manager Syndrome are often condescending due to a distrust in you to execute your job responsibilities properly.
Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.
"I've been walking around the sales floor all day and haven't gotten any actual work done."
"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."
Upper Management won't let me get that hot tub I've been jonesing for over the last decade. How'd you guys get it done?