A mario daddy is a mario that spoils you with money, clothes and makes you one blinged up suga mama.
Get yourself one
Hey, Mario Daddy where’s my money?
A Stupid Spongebob looking ahh mofo
hey, you see that reeve mario. i hate him
A puzzle game named after Mario Nakazawa.
Dr. Mario is my favorite game ever!
A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious
That's a coach Mario joke
A gangbang with usually 5-9 Men dressed as a certain plumber who always wears red. The bottom, however, doesn't wear a Princess Peach costume like majority would think. They either wear a Donkey Kong, Bowser, or Toad costume.
D.K:Agh my ass still hurts.
J.M:Why?
D.K:Cus of that Mario Mukbang yesterday.
J.M:Oh yeah that was fun af lmao
Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied