A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.
Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.
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A smug, pathetic wannabe college football "expert" that works for ESPIN.
Dave: Why is Mark May such an Ohio State hater?
Matt: He's STILL mad that Ohio State crushed Pitt 72-0 back in '96.
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National put laxidous in teachers coffee day.
On May 22 all of the teachers in North America got to go home early because of a severe case of diarrhea.
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On the special day a boy gets one use of this and whoever he sends it to HAS to do it.
Chad: hey Jessica itβs may 5th u know wat that mean
Jessica: wat does it mean?
Chad: whip out ur tittys
Jessica: ugh fine only because itβs this special day
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Itβs May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodieπ
Girl:βcan I have your hoodie itβs may 5.β
Boy:βsure.β
Girl:βthanksβ
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Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31
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The day a hot ass lesbian girl was born, sheβs most likely going to steal your bitch.
Oh shit she was born on May 20th, you better hold your bitch close.
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