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social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

by Monicaraeee October 27, 2015


social media flosser

People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs

Examples are -

having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks

That dumbass Supa swipe on Twitter thinks he’s gangster but he’s only a social media flosser

by 1supernoob August 20, 2021


Made for social media

Someone who follows in every trend on social media and cannot be for themselves. Someone so unoriginal and someone so worried about putting their whole life on social media to get “famous”

Yo Jamie you know that girl davina? She made for social media

by datgirlbeme March 30, 2020


Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016


social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015


social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...

That pic is sweet, social media that shit!

by EasyD803 December 22, 2013


social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass

Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.

by Tigercute January 09, 2016