Something that can fit up my arse
“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”
Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man
There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020
Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
used to describe someone who's just committed a really stupid act.
When someone screams like a tard.
Bro stop screaming like that you complete melon
melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg
Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat
Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon
A type of fruit that can be cut up into slices and eaten. Be sure to avoid the white parts that seperate the green outside and red, juicy inside when eating.
I love to eat melons, they are my favorite food!
A melon is a type of large fruit that grows from the ground. They come in multiple varieties es and tastes such as watermelons (the most well known type) which have a green exterior and red interior, they are usually sweet tasting and very juicy. They're are also two other types, one of which is yellow inside and out with a flavor that is sweet but not as much as a watermelon and the other is grey and green on the outside and orange inside that is less sweet than the yellow varient.
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Oh boy i cant wait to eat some melons