Used to call someone an idiot or a dumbass
Person 1: hey come look at my kill streak
Person 2: you have no kills you melon
Something that can fit up my arse
“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”
Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man
There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020
Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
used to describe someone who's just committed a really stupid act.
When someone screams like a tard.
Bro stop screaming like that you complete melon
melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg
Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat
Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon