a person who trudges away at his/her mindless job and just pushes the buttons for "the man".
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When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.
That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.
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Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar
see quisnos commercials
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The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-sceneβs socks off
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A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.
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from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.
How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.
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1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."