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button monkey

a person who trudges away at his/her mindless job and just pushes the buttons for "the man".

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Monkey Rail

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.

That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.

by Ziggy Volten January 20, 2010

38πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


SPONGE MONKEY

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

56πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off

Jesus: Arctic monkeys rock!

by je5u5 October 2, 2005

1183πŸ‘ 236πŸ‘Ž


Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017

533πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.

How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.

by bzflag October 12, 2006

438πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020