nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins
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The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.
that moist muffin war was crazy
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The act of shitting in some ones trunk without their knowing, just waiting for the owner to open up and find the sweet trunk muffin
Hey man, Jesse was being a D-Bag, so i dropped a trunk muffin in his mom's exterra!
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the act of having sexual intercourse with an obese woman.
I told my roommate Kevin no Muffin Stuffing in the apartment, but needless to say that rule was soon broken.
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To give or be a victim of a Dutch Muffin is when you or someone else sits on another's pillow and farts. As you stand up the pillow "breathes" in all of the surrounding flatulence. When your victim lays their head on their pillow the fart is expelled directly in their face... Delicious!
Me: Did you enjoy the Dutch Muffin i left for you last night?
Victim: Yea thanks, you ass. It tasted horrible!
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an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.
Betty white had a dusty muffin.
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The act of inserting the scrotum into the vaginal crease and thrusting hard enough to cause a queef.
Ryan harshly grunted after giving his girlfriend a chery muffin.
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