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Doo Doo Mustard!
A child that looks straggly, unbathed and smells like dried piss
I ask her if that ragedy looking child was hers and she replied. Hell no! My baby ain’t no doo doo mustard
Wanting to inflict harm on people with bread sandwiches and mustard.
It is time for ultimate destruction! It is the mustard of your doom!
A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.
I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.
when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.
man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?
yes.
the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.
"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.
When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.
Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.
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When you actively piss and cum in a white girl's ass during intercourse.
"Yeah Mark, I gave her a Mayo and Mustard sandwich last night."
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