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To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.
I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.
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Slang term for constipation
Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives
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Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?
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It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.
Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
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Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.
N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass
when youre up my ass for five nights
hjjfdknj : " fnuma "
gfwsdeth : " tf "
hjjfdknj : " five ngihts up my ass "
Fortnite battle pass inside of my ass is a sentance used to describe your deep sadness. People often use it when it is a very sad situation and they are on the verge of tears.
"yea my homie died, i realy feel fortnite battlepass inside of my ass"