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freudian caps

when you accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of an IM conversation and subsequently "yell" at the other person.

ruh589: so what r ur plans for tonight?
indi680: I DON'T HAVE PLANS YET
indi680: oh, sorry. freudian caps.

by elizzangel October 12, 2008

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CAPS LOCK

Def=CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Person: OH MY GOD MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!

by The Lord's Only Beboppin' Son June 19, 2005

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Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.

Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!

by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019


Cap & Gown

When someone is cappin' (lying) so hard that they're wearing the whole fit.

Cap & Gown is basically when you're super cappin'

Chase: I have the cleanest car out of anyone
AP: that's some straight Cap & Gown right there

by Snaplatts February 4, 2021


Dick Caps

A drinking game created by two men of Theta Chi, David Altier and Jesse Diamond. It is played with Beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot glasses, and bottle caps. The object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot glasses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a dick. 5-10 shot glasses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. Here are the rules of the shot glasses: They should be put in the shape of a dick and there should be two or more glasses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot glass where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. And more added if you please.

This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!

Al: Hey Lois, have you heard of this new drinking game Dick Caps?
Lois: No, I haven't how do you play?
Al: Well its all about bouncing bottle caps into shot glasses and getting real fucked up, and FAST.
Lois: WOW! That seems like a great time, lets go get wasted and play Dick Caps!

by Roe Jeis February 3, 2011


Clap and cap

Clapping of the cheeks followed by a capping of the knees.

Having sex with the bitch whose knees you're supposed to cap

The jobs done, I clap and capped that hoe.
This bitch is in for a clap and cap.
Jared gave her a clap and cap.

by Clapmycheeks42069 April 1, 2020


No kizzy on the cap

An exaggerated version of no cap

Kevin: Bruh i just took the largest dump ever no kizzy on the cap
Steve: Nah this aint it

by Jabooty21 May 27, 2021