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A slang term for toilet roll.
"There's no bum fodder!"
"Well, you'll just have to improvise."
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The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.
Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.
(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)
Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!
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Used to describe the runny, splattery, and gassy shits, usually experienced after a long night of consuming rum and cokes.
Wow, I’ve got a real bad case of rum bum today, I’ve gone shit three times in the last hour!
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The rolled up toilet paper crumbs left behind your backside on the toilet seat.
dirty toilet seat,clean your bum crumbs off the toilet!
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What you call the lazy guy at work
Brian started to scream because we offered him some meatloaf, what a Scum Bum.
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A particularily noxious emission from ones rectum, possibly followed by a small bum nugget.
Bejesus, I just dropped a bum egg.
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A term for a large woman's anus cheeks. Used by a man who is excited by the size of them.
"Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em." - Spinal Tap
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