soup catcher

The patch of hair grown right below the lip.

Damn! That dude has one hell of a soup catcher!

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Soup Titsy

An exclamatory response said when mishearing or misunderstanding the last thing said. Derived from both mishearing "too tipsy" and Cynthia Nixon's "Sex and the City" phrase, "tit soup."

"I want to drink a Mint Mohito." "Soup titsy?"

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Soup Nagasaki

Take one can of Campbell's tomato soup. Put it in an oven at 500 degrees and get the hell out of there

I was invited to a party at my ex-girlfriends so I brought some Soup Nagasaki

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cum soup

We both you and your lady have both came. But continue to fuck anyway’s make a jiz sauce inside of the lady.

Last night while make love we finished by makeing some fine cum soup

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Vegetable Soup

When 5 or more mentally impaired people are inside the same pool.

Ryan - I do not want to swim in this pool.
Tim - Yeah its a vegetable soup, lets leave.

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baby soup

A chunky stew-like soup consisting of chicken stock, vegetables, noodles, and baby.

"This baby soup tastes like chicken... ouch, I just bit into a finger bone."

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Soup Kitchen

A bunch of old homeless dudes that had an orgy in a car.

*Police Radio*: Detective, we found your car.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.

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