swinging tom tom

the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren

fuck those swinging tom tom's

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dick swinging

is when a male gets naked

"bro what you up to right now" "nothing much, im just dick swinging"

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swing-dry

When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.

Maria: Pete stop swing-drying! your geting me all wet!

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swing ding

a man that slaps his meat onto another object or human being and gives 0fucks

nigga you a swing ding

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Canadian Porch Swing

A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.

Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.

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chinese moon swing

the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)

this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING

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Dip n' Swing

The act of leaving one establishment to visit another before returning to the original location and/or group of friends.

"Where you going, bro?"
"Just gotta dip n' swing, but I'll see you in 20."