texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.

I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person

stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.

Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?

sex text

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure

While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South

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text duet

The act of texting song lyrics from one person to another via cellphone text service or IM or email.

To Cellie:I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!

To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.

To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!

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text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

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text sarcasm

When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.

"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?

"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"

"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."

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Text Pest

To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.

-How many messages you get from Ciara?

-15

-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.

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