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The One Gig Virus

The largest, baddest, most mysterious virus ever invented. It turns your computer into a useless brick. Also referred to as the "one Gigger".

Hey what's this?......oh crap its the one gig virus! My computer is now worth the price of mac&cheese.

by Joe "busted PC" schmo October 24, 2008

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Douche-o-virus

a virus gained by having a cold, or by being near sebastion.

sebastion is the cause if the douche-o-virus

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

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Corona-Budweiser Virus

When you have quarantined way too long... so you just want to get drunk on Corona and Budweiser beer....

Let's celebrate quarantine by buying a whole bunch of Corona and Budweiser beer.........let's get fucked up....

Time to celebrate the Corona-Budweiser Virus......

by This_must_be_Hell April 21, 2021

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Woke mind virus

starving to watch Netflix as soon as you wake up, rather than doing something that is productive for your life and for your health.

"The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable" - Elon Musk

by thatintelligentguy April 20, 2022

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Your computer has virus

This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.

John: "Hello, is this Microsoft tech support?"
Scammer: "Hello, your computer has virus."

by I just work here March 31, 2021


2025 - The World enslaved by a Virus

An overtly Christian movie on communism and TheVarus. Any worship of Our Lord Jesus Christ is banned in the country the movie is set in. The director married an 18 year old. He was around 25.

I love the "2025 - The World enslaved by a Virus."

by drier than the atacama February 4, 2022

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slow news day virus

A simple and minor issue that is blown way out of porportion by the media when there is nothing else to report. The public becomes deathly worried about something that is no more dangerous than the common flu.

ie. SARS, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, Killer Bees, etc.

Person A: "Did you hear about the SARS epidemic?"
Person B: "Epidemic? It's killed less people than the flu. Its nothing more than slow news day virus."

by UnquenchableFire October 9, 2006

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