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A group of Karens is known as a privilege.
A privilege of Karens refused to leave the park after being told it was closed.
Seeing how over half of your gross wage goes away in taxes to pay for someone else’s “free” education, healthcare and welfare whilst not enjoying any of those “freebies” yourself.
Breanna (formerly Tim): Oh my gosh! The free healthcare system has been so supportive with my gender reassignment: 2 years’ worth of HRT and psychological consultation, top and bottom surgery and 2 more years of follow up consultation…all for freeee
Joe: *rolls eyes* I was at work while you were doing all of that, eventually got a rotten tooth and had to pay 5k for the implant…I’m so privileged.
Frank: I had to take a payday loan at a 300% APR when my car broke down and needed to fix it to keep going to work while not getting evicted, I’m sooo privileged too.
Five minutes before closing time, a large privilege came in and ordered 17 plates of boneless wings and had the nerve to tell me they were all under-cooked.
Karen by herself is bad enough, but imagine having to deal with a privilege of 4 Karens.
A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.
“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”
Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?
Hedges: Wife cut it.
Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!
"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective
Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
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This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?