Spidey Senses

The sensation that a spider is crawling on you when it is not. This usually comes directly after finding a spider on you and can last for days after.

Sam: Betty, is there a spider on me?!
Betty: No, dude, it's just your spidey senses.
Sam: Yeah, I've been this way ever since I found a spider on me when I was in the bath the other day.

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Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense

In poker jargon, your hole cards being a Queen with a 'Tray' Suited.

I cracked his Pocket Aces with the Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense.

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Common sense would dictate such knowledge

A more intelligent way of saying duh

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

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cool,cool,makes sense (CCMS)

ccms is the abbreviated form for the phrase 'cool,cool,makes sense'. The phrase is used to acknowledge a logical explanation given by another person in a nonchalant manner. Usually, the correct pronunciation demands that you speak the 'c' in an american accent. Sometimes, this phrase is used to fill awkward silences in a conversation.

for example,

software developer: hey, this is the logic to my code.
manager: uhhh...hmm..hmmm...cool,cool,makes sense (CCMS).
software developer: gee, thanks man.

Picking the sense out of the nonsense

To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.

Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"

You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"

Me:"Wow,how did you know?"

You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"

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the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

Emo (in the "new" stareotypeical sense of the word)

someone that is emo is usually very depressed and will physicaly harm themselfs to take their mind off of deppresion. Emo people often have or think about trying to commit suicide

Emo (in the "new" stareotypeical sense of the word)-

"I cut myself to take my mind off of the fact that I want to kill myself"

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