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Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.

Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.

by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019


cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 22, 2020


speed solving

The act of doing semi difficult tasks fast.

I like speed solving {Rubik's cube}

by NoahzTeen_ <Instagram March 14, 2015


Accepted Speed

The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.

The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.

by PersonL October 25, 2010


Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.

That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.

by george kliwoski March 24, 2007

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tard speed

approximately 52 mph

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"

by LongDONGsilber January 20, 2014

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speed of nir

the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light

the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!

by Mr Nir February 20, 2013

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