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1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.
*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"
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Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!
ComeBack for most your mom jokes
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a comeback
"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."
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Helmet.
I can’t believe I once thought this band was cool. Today I realized that they actually suck. Why did I like this band? Their music is very boring.
You know what band really sucks?
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A slogan you wear on a jacket or T-shirt to tell the world how you feel about school math: it is as boring as dull wood, or as useless as stale food.
Prof. Smith likes to get attention from passers-by, so he carries a tote bag with the words “With Math You Can Do Everything!” stamped on it, while wearing a T-shirt with the message “I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?”
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A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent
Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.
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a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.
Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild
Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !
based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
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