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A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.
Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris
Your wife or significant other who after having children or just plain flat out let her self go resembles a Large Swine of the female variety. Typically evidenced by the visible presense of blubber rolls. Also often can be seen laying on her side on the couch with a bag of potatoe chips watching Television rather than exercising.
Damn bitch after dem kids were born and you let yourself go, you sure are a BIG 'OLE SOW
built on a strong formula of 50% alcohol 50% whatever the Fcuk you can find within an arms reach this thing will have you boot scootin..big time soupn and ketamine scoopin!!!..
Anybody’s taste bills nasty ol brew last night? Thing was crook!.
When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.
Don lemon cnn
After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester
The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).
Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.
Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.
Floppy meat wings, that are floppy beyond belief
that girl has a big ol' vag.
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