July 29

National suck boobies day
Just suck some boobies

„Man I love july 29“
„Why?“
„It’s suck boobies day“

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September 29

Give a/your girl a hoodie today trust me she will love it

Hey i wanna give you my hoodie cause I love you. And it's September 29 so yes

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29/11

jesper's birthday

happy birth day 29/11

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29-Foreverrr

The 29-Foreverrr club is a sacred club that one may join upon his or her 30th birthday.
"29-Foreverrr" is ALWAYS a suitable answer to the question: "How old are you?"
Club membership must be approved by me.

Q: "Oh, so you're birthday was in March... how old are you"

A: "29-Foreverrr."

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niggalations 16:29

If she throws it back on the tok, she for the whole block

niggalations 16:29

Rules 29 & 30

Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.

Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.

Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.

EXAMPLE 1--

normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30

EXAMPLE 2--

strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.

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Gaming Rule #29

Only he/she who hits pause may hit resume.

Gaming Rule #29

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