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Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.
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When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts.
You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?
Yeah I remember that scallywag .
Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night.
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the most amazing person alive , will always care for you and will always treat u first, oscar ralls is the most pefect person ever.if you are lucky enough to date and oscar in genral you will be the happiest person alive , having and oscar in your life will allow you to be yourself and have the best time of your life
i love oscar ralls
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a very rad guy with a 15 inch pp
to all the oscar h’s out there ur welcome it’s a struggle
An interesting guy, who will make that one sport he does, his whole entire personality. He will use it in every sentence and talk about it constantly. He is decent at the sport but not the best which is why he compensates with the obsession. He loves eggs.
When he makes a mistake he makes a big one, whoops.
He likes a different person every week but when he really likes someone he will learn everything about them.
Normally less than average height with average looks, he makes up for his height with his personality.
"Hey I just talked to this guy who could not stop talking about Baseball."
"Did he break up with his 2 year girlfriend over Snap?"
"Yeah."
"Dang u met an Oscar R."
The act of greatly overreacting and slapping someone in the face over a minor incidence of disrespect.
Some guy told me he didn't like my haircut so I gave that bitch a Will Smith Oscar.