An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.
S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker
When you don’t want to read something
This is really long I am not reading this
Internet phrase that originated from rapper Jaydayoungan's sister's Tweet over the inauthenticity of news reporting her brother's death.
AINT NOBODY FUCKING DEAD STOP DICK EATING AND GO READ BOOK
In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
Instead of using smartphones, read two books
What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.
(Looks up PJ)
I regret reading that jim.
One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
A crazy bitch who will stand by you regardless of what day your having. She can make you laugh anytime and is the best person to slap. She is usually tall and skinny and knows she's slightly retarded but doesn't give two shits.
Emily Barnes read, shut the fuck up.