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cum, semen, jizz, sperm, wiener juice, man juice, spunk, skeet, penis milk, male ejaculation.
When he had sex with her, a big huge geyser of slim jim juice came out of his slim jim.
She slim slammed me. She told me one thing expected and then in same breathe gave me bad news.
A bad fake or a knock off. Not as good as the original Slim Jim. Cheap and fake substitution.
“Man he really acts like a good guy, but we all know he is a Slim-Bob.”
“Agreed. He is just putting on an act, but I guess whatever floats their boat. L”
Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.
pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Nick name I created for the left teste.
Whatever man, you can lick my slim left!
A personal reference to the left testi, usually spoken with a sense of pride and ownership.
"Dude, lick my Slim Left."
"My Slim Left itches."
"Where's your Slim Leftie."
"That guy can definitely suck my Slim Left."