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Farting Tim likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is your dads uncles cousins foot
Farting Tim is a amazing
Big Tim is boiiii better than Vin
Luke: Hey Big Tim I heard you gave the D to maddy
The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.
Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures
To wear down a girl's defenses over an extended period of time, usually over many months to finally get her to sleep with you while she's drunk
Wow, you really Pulled a Tim on that one!
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An absolute bellend with a tiny nubbin
That Tim pick… he’s a mahoooosive bellend with a tiny man clit… or nubbin
A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him
Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson
The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are
The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory