chair locked

Smoking to much weed you physically can not get up
Syn: Frozen

Man I was so chair locked last night from smoking all that dank

lock the party

When you have a party on xbox live and an annoying friend gets online, so you make the party invite only to avoid being annoyed by said friend

Herp is now online
All players: Lock the party, lock the party, lock the party!
Party leader: I locked it, crisis averted!

Locked Wallet

When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.

Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.

Lock Candy

In the mmorpg World of Warcraft, an instant health regenerater (also sometimes refered to as pots) created by a Warlock.

"Oh look, lock candy!"
said the failadin to the huntard.

Sam Locke

Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.

OMG is that a Sam Locke. He looks like a whiter version of Michael Myers!

Rage Lock

Also known as caps lock

Someone: "I HATE ALL OF YALL, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN, THEN BLOWN UP THEN FED TO VOLTURES"

You: Dude lay off the rage lock

pull a locke

Giving less than 100% at your place of employment - working from home, cutting out early, etc.

I think I'm gonna pull a locke and take off early today.