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Onion Booty: Booty That Can Make A Grown Man Cry
Forget Big Booty Call That Shit Onion Booty Wallahi
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Reference to the sphinctorial area of a cat as it faces away from you with it's tail high in the air. The tight puckered area that is staring you straight in the face as your cat turns and walks away from you as you were petting him/her.
Occasionally there will be a little left over crust on your cat's "onion ring" causing it to further resemble the onion rings from your favorite fast food establishment.
I was petting my cat, when all of a sudden he turned around and raised his butt high in the air, giving me full frontal view of his ONION RING that I didn't want. He waved his kitty ONION RING back and forth before he finally walked away. I don't have that cat anymore, sorry PETA.
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A mischievous group of aliens that live n another planet.
The do not resemble onions, oh no. Their planet has many layers, like an onion.
They consider themselves superior and want to study the human race. They’re generally humanoid, as I understand it but they are not humans, not at all.
We do see them in our lives, but they erase our memories. You almost never know when you’ve been a victim of the Onion People, as they send you back to the exact second they took you so you never know.
No one knows how they came to be, or what they feed on. (Though it is believed that their obsession with onions is obvious in their everyday diets)
There powers have made them all but impossible to study.
We do know, however, if you dont escape they keep you forever.
Only a select few know of there existence through keen observarion. When you lose you’re train of thought, you'r eyes get all wattery for no reason, or something magically disappears, that is the work of the Onion People.
You have been warned.
Person 1: Yeah, man it was....wait.....what was i saying?
Person 2: i dont know...what where we even talking about?
Person 1: do you think the Onion People got us?
Person 2:shit man, they must have. Are my eyes are a little wattery? Yours are.
Person 1: Yeah man, shoot. Well at least we escaped.
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1)Extremely large scrotum
2)Football goal netting
1) I've got a proper onion bag
2)I wish that stupid pundit would stop using the phrase "onion bag"
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When Jason Vorhees pulls you under the water and fondles your testicles, eventually letting you live.
Chris: What Happened to you?
Mike: After that creamy onion, i decided to never get in the water again.
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The art of bashing somebody in the face with an onion violently.
"He was pissing me off so I gave him and onion bash."
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When one mans penis is shoved into the urethra of another man.
I came so hard when we were onion ringing it last night!
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