7-11's other tax

when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.

cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.

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my other car is made of meat

A statement originating from kingdom of loathing, an online MMORPG by jick, relating to the quest where the player must find or buy specific parts to create a meatcar.

The name of the quest where you get a meatcar is "my other car is made of meat."

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Put those eyes on the other side

The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.

CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (:

I meant my other Grandma

When somebody points out that the excuse you just gave is not plausible, you admit defeat and say "I meant my other Grandma" to offer another, alternative but also implausible excuse.

Comes from the Irish soccer player Stephen Ireland, who refused to play a match as he said his Grandma had died. When it was proven she was alive, he then used the excuse "I meant my other Grandma" (who was also alive).

"Hey dude, want to go and grab a beer?"
"I can't, I have to study for my exam"
"We don't have any exams until April"
"I meant my other Grandma"

"Want to go catch a movie?"
"I can't, I'm meeting Leo"
"Leo is on vacation in Mexico"
"I meant my other Grandma"

those two are made for each other

it is wise words that Master Fu used in the origins of Miraculous Ladybug: The tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. It is also used by Aeon/Uncanny Valley in the New York special and in the new episode season 4 episode 6, Mr. Pigeon 79, Kagami Tsuguri also used it forshadowing Master Fu in the origins episode.

W: exellent choice master
M: those two are made for each other..

tripping over each others' dicks

Two people getting into each other's way.

During the riot, the cops were too busy tripping over each others' dicks to break up the mob.

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vincenting other peoples vangouhs

when you are a person and you decide to tickle another person bum preferably a grannys

i just vincented that grannys vangouh
oh your into vincenting other peoples vangouhs

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