own your house

v. literally equating to "win a lawsuit against you."

A threatening phrase that condenses a situation to it's final proposed outcome that "I will sue you and win, thereby stripping you of your property." Variants would include living in (someone's) house.

See suitcase

1 - If you touch me again, I'm gonna own your house.
2 - You better watch what you say, or I'm going to own your house.
3 - If your malpractice insurance hadn't taken compensated the victim, she would own your house.

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Get Owned Son

1.Frequently uttered by me when playing MW2 and Halo 3 when I pwn some noobs.

2.This phrase can also be used as support for someone else's insult.

1.YES!! I JUST GOT A MULTI KILL NOOB TUBE!! G3T 0WN3D SON!

2.Friend: Hellen Keller sings better than you!! (directed at 9 yr old on xbox)
Me: Yeah! Get Owned SOn!!!

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own at life

what ty and tay do every day; they are awesome; sexy; pretty much the freaking shit. They own at life and have a kick ass handshake that is pretty much the bomb diggity. They are also pretty much the two coolest kids you'll ever meet in your entire life.. Because they are the definition of complete ownage, and the definition of complete ownage is.. tay and ty.

"Dude did you just see that awesome handshake ty and tay just did?"

"Yeah dude, that was pretty much amazing!"

"They soooo own at life!"

"I know i wish i was that cool."

"Same."

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you don't own

what u say to people at the movies, or anywhere. usually when u get pissed.

u don't own the theater! it's all me up in here - brenda from scary movie

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Black Owned Couple

A white couple that are dominanted and in a sexual realshion ship with a black man with a large penis.

No they aren't swingers but they are a black owned couple. / He's not gay but he and his wife love black cock .

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passive aggressive owning

to own in a passive aggressive fashion

during HQ gameplay in COD4, your team captures the HQ till around 200 points then farm kills for the rest of the round before capturing the HQ once more to claim the win.

Player 1: You guys are faggots!
Player 2: Crab-cock.
Player 3: Passive aggressive owning, dude.

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owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.

OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!